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What Happens in Vegas ...

We thought we'd share a few popular sayings — with a fertility twist. And please feel free to share some that you come up with!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority

Unless you have a quickie IVF at the Bellagio Hotel by a fertility doctor who looks like Doogie Howser. Then what happens in Vegas stays with you for the next nine months.

To be or not to be, that is the question.
William Shakespeare

But what is the answer to am I pregnant or not?

Don’t put baby in a corner
Dirty Dancing

Unless it’s my baby because I actually got pregnant. Then you can put the baby or the crib wherever you like.

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates ... you never know what you’re going to get.
Forrest Gump

And my fertility doctor said life is like a box of fertility drugs, you never know when you’re going to FET.

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.
A Few Good Men

And please lie to me if you’re calling to give me bad news about my pregnancy test results.